Concept: magic school drama with one of those goofy house systems where the protagonist gets assigned to what is widely regarded as the boring house for boring people, and their central emotional conflict revolves around trying to prove they’re Not So Ordinary After All™; eventually their efforts lead them to accidentally discover that the school is actually some sort of wildly unethical human experiment, and the reason their house is the boring one is that it’s the control group.
do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how itās morally wrong to name yourself āarsonā because itās a crime?
anyway if youāre trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?
they were like āthatās a real crime that happens to real people!ā like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, āhey, my name is arson, whatās yours?ā and then the response theyād get us, āaāarsonā¦? š° likeā¦. as in⦠setting property on fireā¦.? thatā¦. that happened to me once, i⦠i need to sit down..ā
stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!
Itās not morally wrong, but it may cause difficulties if someone has to call out your name in a crowded theatre
Literally canāt stop thinking about how River City Girls took THEE damsel of my childhood video games ā Marian from Double Dragonā and made her into a beefcake who isnāt taking anyoneās shit anymore.
Like literally canonically this is how she describes it. That sheās tired of getting kidnapped by bad guys so her boyfriends can rescue her.
LOOK AT HER!!!!
AND THEY RESOLVED THE LOVE TRIANGLE BY HAVING HER BAG BOTH HEROES. LMAO!!!